Hi I'm Madison and this is my face. ^
I'm lazy and sarcastic and I hate people, and these things seem to pop up in my blog a lot whoops my b enjoy anyway

 

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shavingryansprivates:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

i still laugh at this every time

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because you needed this on your blog … at night

(Source: mockingjew)

do-it-kid:

we-can-be-hysterical:

“i’m a girl gamer”

“i’m a 90s kid”

“i’m a unicorn”

“i’m a student at the university of swag”

“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”

“Working as Blogger at Tumblr.”

“Fluent in sarcasm.”

(Source: phil-mitchell)

a teacher walks into a bar

guy: can i buy you a drink?

teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today

Me: I'm going to finish my homework

Me: and wash the dishes

Me: and read books

Me: and study

Me: and exercise

Me: and feed some homeless dogs

Me: and donate some blood

Tumblr: no

Me: ok